Entry #14: Christmas

Hello everybody what's going on? Merry Christmas, no matter if you're an atheist, a Christian, or belong to any kind of religion. It's a festive season, for you people at least. I don't know if any of you reading my stuff have exams after Christmas, but if you do, I feel you. Exams right after Christmas destroys the whole meaning of Christmas. I know Christmas is suppose to be festive and happy and stuff, but the whole exam thing, just ruins everything. 

I know a lot of you are moaning about how you all know this, but I am trying to get this message out there: Don't give a bother about exams, have some fun on Christmas Day. After that, put your heart into revising, and just hope you pass, that's what I do, at least. 

Anyway, hope you all have a Merry Christmas, and of course, take care.

Entry #13: Email Anxiety (edit: AND UPDATES)

Has anybody been there before? When one forgets your email password? Well, I'm right in the middle of it. Coupled with my minor ADHD and OCD, it's giving a small case of anxiety and it will be HOURS until I get back home.

Oh god help me.

(Weeps)

Update: I remembered.

Update Update: I might do a Christmas Update.

Update Update UPDATE: My exams are after the holidays, so you might not see me for a while after the Christmas Update.

Update Update Update UPDATE: I think I'm using the word "Update" too much. This Update is absolutely redundant.

Update Update Update Update UPDATE: The one who can successfully count how many times I have used the word "Update will not get a prize. I'm sure I have finished this announcement.

Update Update Update Update Update Update: This is the end of this update. Please look forward to my Christmas Update.

Entry #12: I'm back. and I'm better than ever. 2.0 Update

Hello everybody and I am back. I know it's been like a month since I posted, but hey, I went on a 6-month hiatus before.

Anyway, I have nothing better to do right now, so I figured I might as well do a little update on my little blog.

What happened during this month? You might ask. Well, my condition of "Lame Syndrome" got worse. And what I did was listen to a crapload of EDM, House and Dubstep music, made myself feel a lot better. And now, I officially launch my 2.0 programme,  aiming to eradicate my Lame Syndrome and D-bag Complex.

And this is how it'll go:

1. I'll try to cut down my lame jokes.
2. You'll be seeing less lame jokes from now on.
3. Don't expect a rant from me every 2 months. I'm less cranky than I used to be.
4. I'm officially going to censor my swears from now on. Or not saying it at all.
5. ????
6. PROFIT!

Yep. Go on, if you feel like you want to be a better person just like I'm trying to, I might have some advice for you.

1. Attitude. Again, it's all about the attitude. This time, you'll be watching out about your attitude towards people though.

2. Show people you care. Don't act all moody, nobody really likes that. You're not pretending to be cool, you just look like a jerk. Show people you care, help them out, be an inspiration, give them advices, suggestions. Don't act all "Eh, I don't care." You need to start caring.

3. Temper. I use to have a anger management problem. If you're like me, here's something you might want to do. Try to contain it, don't hulk out. Take deep breaths, use stress balls, whatever it takes. Don't ruin people's impression on you.

4. Respect. If you want respect, start respecting people. Be polite, be thankful, don't criticize. You'll feel better, so will they.

That;s all the advice I can give for now. But I must say, there aren't really exact GUIDES on these sort of things, but here's a last tip: Ask what people think about you, take the cons and turn them into pros. Take the pros, and make them even better.

That's all I have to say for now, see you soon and of course, take care everyone.

Entry #11: Post Halloween Comeback

What's up guys? I'm back after a long hiatus, and it's right after Halloween. So lately, I've been investing quite some time in pranks and video games. And that's not important(yes it is). Anyway, how was everyone during my absence? I'm sure you all missed me (no you didn't) but I'm back now and that's what's important. 

So, while I was away, I got a prize for being the most annoying prick on Earth. I also met some new friends! Yay. 

What are you doing? You might ask. Well, this is basically a comeback post before I go on a 6 month-old hiatus again. So yeah.  

(For those who have no idea what a hiatus is, it's basically a long pause in someone's career)

Bye.

Entry #10: Excuses and Advice

Woah. Hey guys, Ken here, I'm BACK. It's been quite some time since I've posted anything here. Sorry about that. I've been REALLY busy lately, because of school and exams, so yeah. Anyway, I'm back, and I might post more regularly from now on.

 I've come to realize that I've been making excuses for a lot of things lately, just to laze off and sleep more (smirk). But really, it's not going to work, I'd have to face my problems sooner or later. Like now, I made an excuse to not do my summer homework by "posting on my blog". I haven't been updating my blog because "I'm too lazy". Does anybody see a pattern here? Because I do. I don't wanna preach to you guys or anything, but as a guy with experience slacking off and making excuses(and being insulted), I have some words of advice for poor people like me.

1. DO NOT attempt to make an excuse to avoid doing anything you should do. e.g. Not washing your dishes because "Mom will eventually do it".

2. DO NOT run away from your problems, face them.

3. If you feel down, remember; Your body is made out of atoms in dead STARS and millions of years of evolution. ACT LIKE IT.

4. No matter how bad you think you are, there will always be jerks who are worse than you.

5.(to the "nerds") If somebody says you're a nerd, you probably are. But OWN it. Recognize the fact that you're a nerd, and you're probably smarter than the guy who just insulted your mother.

6. Last of all, BE OPTIMISTIC. Trapped in a cage? Shake the lock off. Bad results in exams?You know what it feels to fail now, do better next time.

It's ALL about your attitude. Face your problems with the right mindset? BOOM. All gone. Although I'm struggling with the advice I just gave you, I'm trying. I'll have a go at it, you should, too.

Entry #9: Court, Subways and City-tracing

As I am writing this, I am standing in a MTR station, using the free wifi/computer. Oh look, I only have 10 minutes left, better get writing.

So, I have just realized that not only is arguing with your parents hard to win, it is also like getting in court: Everything you say can and will be used against you (9 minutes left now.) And then you shift your scene to an interrogation room: They don't have anything to press charges against you, but you're locked inside the interrogation room, answering questions. (8 minutes left...)

The other day (which is today, about 1 hour ago) I participated in a school activity which had you going around Central (Hong Kong) finishing tasks and stuff. It was fun, I had to admit. There were tons to do and we messed with our guide, and in the end, buying a halloween mask(too early, I know) and scared a guide, 5 times. And we fast forward the time, and now I'm standing here, writing this post.

5 minutes left now, what a relief. I FINISHED THIS POST! Yay. (nobody cares, really.)

Entry #8: Beaches and rubbish

I was compelled to write this entry the day after I finished my so-called "community service" and I'm pretty sure I didn't enjoy it. Well, I didn't post this immediately like I was SUPPOSED to do, but I was too lazy, so yeah.

Anyway, my weekend started out with a "community service" program I like to call useless. Why? Because we have people whose jobs are to clean beaches. And what do we students do? We're supposed to(I hate to say this) SCHOOLWORK. And as the said program was compulsory, I went along on my merry way to the station, and it was actually fun before we arrived at the beach. And then I found my extra charger is out of juice and my phone only has 27% left. So I had to preserve battery, but it gets worse: a tore pocket, and I found a baby arm. Don't worry, it's a doll.
And after sometime, I went home.
That's all I have to say for today, folks. See you soon.

Entry #7: Homework and Mondays

......I'm back.

Aaaaaanyway, I invited you here today to hear me rant about Mondays and homework(as suggested in the title). Yes, you heard me right. RANT. So my ranting begins*clears throat*...

Mondays. Everybody hates them. They're like this annoying *friend* of yours that never leaves, or maybe that creepy old hobo around the corner (smirk). And why am I ranting now? Because I just recieved my worst Monday up to date: First, I lost my homework. Then, I got beaten up for no apparent reason(refer to Entry #5). And then, I find out I have a 10-page art homework due this week and a 100 word poem plus a 500 word essay due this Thursday. Which basically means the 7th grade student typing right now is royally f**ked.

So here I am, ranting about my troubles instead of solving them(I'm a bad role model for a kid). I GUESS I should be ending this entry and start doing my *ahem* HOMEwork(which I do at school). And then, I'm gone. BYE!

Entry #6: Lame jokes and dancing

As a lot of people might not know, I'm here because I wanted to write. And of course, I could get my troubles out of my head into this blog... And now, I'm here to do just that.

I've been recently accused of possessing jokes 'too corny for human existence' by my dear friend Dave. And that's actually half true, as I keep giving people lame puns whenever possible, take a look at the example:

Me: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Dave: WHAT?

Me: Why did the squirrel  the crack the crazy man's head open?

Dave: Wha..What? Why?

Me: Because he was nuts *grins*

Dave: Seriously?

There you go. And yes-it's a real conversation that happened between me and Dave yesterday. And if you ever want to have some lame puns ready for awkward situations, there will be a few provided at the end of this entry.

And now for the dancing part. Personally, I'm not a fan of dancing myself. And then my Physical Education class asks us to do JUST that. And guess what? It's an exam. Yes, you didn't read it wrong: I need to take an exam on FOLK DANCING. Tomorrow. And our group is pretty much the most uncoordinated, worst group out there, trust me. 

......There. That made me feel a LOT better. As I've said, a short list of puns will be provided below:

1. See the example above

2. How do you plan an intergalactic party? You planet(plan it).

3. What do you call a teen with a can? A CANTEEN.

4. What happens when the King was mated by the pawn? I guess you might say he had to... PAWN HIS CROWN.

5. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

6. The bomb appeared at the party last night, it was a blast.

*bows* Thank you, thank you. And I will be leaving before I get hit by a can. Bye for now!

Entry #5: "That Guy"

That Guy (noun): The person everyone loves to hate and never wants to become.

I can't take it anymore. Every day, Al- a.k.a. That Guy is bugging everyone, including me. He's just so... addicted to violence. I mean, we're still in middle school, dude! Casualty appear everyday because of Al's violent rage. If anyone can help me and the innocent victims, comment on this post. Help me, you're my only hope.

Entry #4: Post-exam depression and 2013

I finally finished exams... I received all of the results and I failed more than 1 subject. We live in constant fear, the war, nuclear bombs, heights, spiders, clowns, etc. It's a thing that we get dominated by fear, and another when we overcome them. It's a new year, and it's like pressing the refresh button and deleting the history for me. New school, new year, new friends... I'm in a state of confusion here, so my writing looks VERY untidy and cluttered. And then the boring school life continues, and while you all move on, I'll be sitting here, all depressed and stuff.

I sincerely hope everyone(including me) can survive 2013, you don't have to be too happy, you just need to move on and continue your life.


~ K²